Botched Chadification 'PUMP METAL' full-length CD is Out
Read the Botched Chadification PUMP METAL Manifesto below, and buy the new album
BOTCHED CHADIFCATION PUMP METAL Manifesto
Sex Anabolics and Rock n’ Roll
No more skinny, underfed, small shouldered rock musicians wasting their lives smoking weed or shooting smack. The pump metal elitist only pumps drugs into his system that strengthen, harden, and build the body. All these junkie artists idiots can’t even get hard. We, with our testosterone artificially enhanced by Decadurablin, Trenbalone and Masteron, get harder than lead fucking pipes. Egirl pussy loooks like ground meat after our juiced out cocks are through with pink holes. We don’t annihilate ourselves. We annihilate. We worship ourselves and we despise you. NOTE: We sometimes will allow psychedelics merely for the purpose of further reflecting upon our superiority to other men.Equipment is For Weak Posers
We already made the rock n’ roll and it is perfect as it is. We’re not carrying this bullshit around. We spend every day lifting weights to achieve the ideal male form and refuse to lift more weight just to repeat tracks that already exist for the entertainment internet addicted zoomer males that have forgotten how to properly ejaculate if they ever knew how in the first place.Body Dysmorphia is a Gift
Looking in the mirror and hating what you see inspires you to be greater. To train harder. To eat more, or eat less, depending on the stage of the cycle. To inject more complex, potent, and side effect prone anabolic compounds. If you aren’t body dysmorphic, you have simply given up on being a man.Extreme Hate
Blacks, Arabs, Latinxes, Asians, and even whites deserve pure and unadulterated hate and the more they complain about being hated is the more that we will hate until such hate takes on a Dadaist tenor and starts to evaporate all distinction of meaning in its path. Hate is progress.Extreme Love
We love humanity. Hate and love are two sides of the same coin. We mean everything that we say and we mean nothing that we say. There’s joy on this ride, can you feel it? Worshiping at the altar of the phallus, we are Commodus, Heliogabalus and Alexander. We conquest and we victor but we do it for the love of our people.
PUMP METAL is out now, purchase it at our Bandcamp page