Image of the Week #11: Welcome to Kamalot

NY Mag coronates perhaps the least presidential and certainly least intelligent presidential candidate since Joe Biden

I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been – Kamala Harris

I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It’s just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection, right? – Kamala Harris

Who doesn’t love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right? It’s part of our experience growing up. It’s part of a nostalgia, a memory of the excitement and joy of going to school to be with your favorite teacher, to be with your best friends and to learn. The school bus takes us there – Kamala Harris

So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time — and certainly this one — to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future – Kamala Harris

I don’t know what’s wrong with you young people, you think you just fell out of a coconut tree! You exist in the context of all in which you live and what you came before you – Kamala Harris

All of these incoherent word salads, woo woo phrases designed to exude depth but instead reveal a profound emptiness, come from the mouth of the woman who the DNC decided is the best that they have to offer for the Presidency of the world’s most powerful country. Kamala Harris is somehow, despite her youth and vitality, an emptier vessel than the ailing, dementia addled President that she was used to coup out of power. Indeed, so desperate that his now decades long grip on consensus power might be finally and eternally disrupted after sleepy Joe got demolished in his one debate with Trump and finally erased any doubt of his mental deterioration, Obama bullied his former Vice President out of power (the one he inflicted upon us, you remember, by buying off endorsements from primary competitors like Pocahontas Warren, gay Pete and ‘Mala herself to deal the final blow to the coward Bernard on Super Tuesday, back in 2020) by threatening him with the 25th Amendment, at least according to the sources used by ZeroHedge. Alas, the kookiest bitch in politics has a shot to become president, at least if her party has a horde of dirty tricks up their sleeve (and they will) so shocking that we, the Counter-Agency, can’t keep up with them.